Im having to type this out as quietly as possible as I want to tell you about the miserable creature that's sitting opposite me.

I am at work, on my break and have my lap top on my lap pretending to catch up on Very Important Emails.

But Im not, instead I am sitting opposite someone with a really repulsive habit so I can catch every moment of her fuckery to report back to you.

We shall call her Melanie because that is her name. And she is the most disgusting eater.
At the moment she is finishing up a yoghurt. There's a little bit left in the tub so she's scraping her fingernails inside to
catch every last little dollop and she's sucking her fingertips like her life depends on that last drop.
It looks like she cant quite get the bits out in the little ridges inside the tub - so - hold on - yep - she's heading for the sink ... and is now pouring in a splash of tap water.
She's swishing it around and - now she's drinking it - making sure she gets every last drop out.

She's sitting back down now with her claws hovering over a pile of custard creams.
First she pulls one apart and then she brings half to her mouth and licks the biscuit - and this isnt even the bit
with the 'cream' on it! She's licking and licking - little slivers of drool are falling into a puddle onto the other custard creams.
Now she's picking up the bit with the cream on it - and she's grinding her top teeth down it, over and over again.

Melanie lives on her own - and I guess this kind of behaviour is acceptable amongst your own company. But not in the staff canteen, with people watching. And reporting.