Is it because you is geek? :x
Contacts don't suit everyone. What you say surprises me though, I have fairly dry eyes and I forget I'm wearing mine because they are so comfy! I'm guilty of forgetting to change them: I confess that it normally happens when they "feel a bit crispy." Lol.
Ah M, you're so nice. x

Well... poking yourself in both eyes is hardly natural behaviour so I suppose that is understandable. The lens teacher said I was the fastest to learn she'd ever come across! I was utterly desperate not to wear glasses any more.

LOL at the reference to eyewear as "face furniture"! The ski goggles go nicely with the nose (walk-in wardrobe), below the dado rail (eyebrows) and opposite the chest of drawers (mouth), in tonal varnished maple. Strange surrealist face pictures come to mind!

I am going to my old company's annual stoolball match next week. I missed it both of the years I actually worked there. I am just going to be a supporter though. Team games put me under pressure, and I don't like it.

Fuck yeah, there would be - and biohazard symbols galore. I don't know what games there would be to tell the truth. Internal organ hoopla? Guess the celebrity bacterial culture? x x

Ha ha, nice update on the picture. ;-)

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I was thinking more tame ideas, pin the fungal toenail on the agar plate etc x x x x x x

Thank you honey! x

Caen I haev caek plox? :-p
Heya hows it?

gief cake!

I asked first! Shoo!

Nice festive profile piccy.
Now go pull a cracker. Badoom-tish.

Christmas humour, you've got it. :-)

OMG i've only just noticed the xmas avatar :)

Does this mean you forfeit teh kaek? :-p

MMMMmmm How was all your lovely Christmas nibbles!

I'm guessing from the picture update that Smash Club is going nicely then? :)

Thats nice, enjoy!